so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just
even the babiesi mean
this goes with almost all predator birds
like look at this bearded vulture
such a majestic creature
but then it’s like
or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful
even good old bald eagle
like wow so regal
it just looks confused
LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
"I want a plus-sized princess!"
"I want a princess who can’t sing!"
"I want a princess who can fight!"
"I want a non-traditional princess!"
In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
Lorde is literally a pale blog in human form