COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via whatthewhatbutt)

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

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westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

(via thetowndrugdealer)

"Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I"

an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

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iwishihadafather:

"Hello, police? He doesn’t eat ass."

(via zackisontumblr)

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via thatfunnyblog)

flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

(via humoristics)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via toodopetoexist)

vinebox:

HER CURVED HER WITH HER OWN AVI

(via epic-humor)

dinoduckqueen:

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

can we all take a moment to appreciate this man for having seven fingers total and getting a job as a driving teacher

you rock man

you rock

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redtormenta:

5ft1:

mileysblackfriend:

i honestly hate vine so much

Good fucking BYE!!!!

SHE GOT THE HAIRCUT!!!!

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