kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

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onlyblackgirl:

sincerelysugarplum:

onlyblackgirl:

Darren Wilson’s jury
9 white
3 black

number of votes needed to get him off
9 out of 12

Coincidence….Um no.

The town is 60% black and you could only find 3 blacks to serve on this jury? 

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I mean, hell. You could have made it “fair:” 6 whites and 6 blacks. 

Or even just 6 non white people, they don’t all need to be black people but seriously. Provide a fair fucking jury.

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sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

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spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

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fafaya:

THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING

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zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

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lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing

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adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

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meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

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