iwishihadafather:

"Hello, police? He doesn’t eat ass."

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

(via humoristics)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

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vinebox:

HER CURVED HER WITH HER OWN AVI

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dinoduckqueen:

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

can we all take a moment to appreciate this man for having seven fingers total and getting a job as a driving teacher

you rock man

you rock

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redtormenta:

5ft1:

mileysblackfriend:

i honestly hate vine so much

Good fucking BYE!!!!

SHE GOT THE HAIRCUT!!!!

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tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

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♡ blue and red hair ♡

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

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  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

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